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A Red-faced Judge

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn’t true. “I’m as sober as you are, your honor,” the man claimed....

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Contempt Fine

A New York man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name...

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Judge’s Announcement

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says: Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15K to swing the case his way. The lawyer...

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Juror’s Excuse

Judge: “Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?” Juror: “I don’t want to be away from my job for that long.” Judge: “Can’t they do without you at work?” Juror: “Yes, but I...

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The Poor Tailor

Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French restaurant. Every day at lunch time, Abraham would go out the back of his shop and eat his black bread and herring while...

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